THE BRAND NEW WAY TO GET A DUI

An Ohio man was arrested for a DUI ... FOR DRIVING THAT! Yes, that is a bar stool....on an old lawnmower.

Read this police report:
"Unit #1 was heading west bound on Kelly Lane. Unit #1 attempted to turn around (180 degrees), and back down Kelly east bound. As Unit #1 began its turn, it rolled over and the operator was injured.""Note: Unit #1 was a home made [sic] motor vehicle, a bar stool attached to a frame with a lawn mower attached.""At this point I noticed that Mr. Wygle's eye's [SIC] were very blood shot and were glassy in appearance.""I asked him what happened, Mr. Wygle stated, 'I wrecked my bar stool.'""I asked Mr. Wygle how much alcohol he had to drink, he said, 'a lot.'""I asked if the bar stool even ran and said, 'yes, it will go around 38 miles per hour.'"

38 MILES PER HOUR ON A BAR STOOL!!!!!!!!!!

This makes a tractor driving down Route 14 not look so hick anymore....

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MARY KATE OLSEN = LADY GAGA?

At least it's not her real hair like Lady Gaga...but she just looks weird, straight up. When I was 6 or 7 years old... I used to tell everyone how I was gonna marry Mary Kate or Ashley..... I don't know if I could tolerate the scarf?? today

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WHAT HAPPENED TO NATALIE FROM THE DIXIE CHICKS?

What the heck happened to NATALIE from the Dixie Chicks..... the same Dixie Chick that knocked on President Bush a few years back. She doesn't look good..or healthy at all

ON the air 2-6 today...make sure you listen for the 5:00 happy hour to send you home for a Friday and more

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RIHANNA HAS LOST IT

Being a rich superstar and buying a house after the whole Chris Brown incident... one thing

Getting guns tattooed under your armpit.... she's definitely lost it

Check out the show this afternoon 2-6pm for a ton of stuff goin on, 5:00 happy hour and more

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MICHAEL JACKSON... ALL I GOTTA SAY

His concerts are on fire....but shielding a kid with a surgical cap to keep them away from the press? Is that weird to only me? (And why the hell does he have a surgical cap with him anyway?)

on air 4-10 today... hot or not, hitlist and more tonight

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HOW RIHANNA IS GETTING OVER CHRIS BROWN

RIHANNA is looking at houses in Hollywood...this is her lookin at a 6.5 million dollar house yesterday in LA... I guess this is how she's gonna get over Chris Brown...

BACK in the afternoon 2-6 today.....5:00 happy hour and more.

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IS JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT PREGNANT?

Looks like she might be to me. Gonna be disappointing for me and about 4 billion other guys if she is.....LOL.

ON THE AIR TIL MIDNIGHT tonight... that means the return of hot or not, 8:00 hitlist, and a ton more

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PAMELA ANDERSON...HOMELESS?

She looks it yesterday in Malibu, CA... I didn't know it got cold enough to carry a blanket around in California....

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WHAT AMERICAN IDOL CONTESTANT LOOKS LIKE KIMBERLEY CALDWELL?

This comparison by TMZ looks pretty right on to me. Last night Alexis Grace getting voted off came as a shock to a lot of people.. especially after the American Idol source that came out yesterday said she would absolutely be in the final four, per the producers of the show.

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THE OCTOMOM BRINGS 2 BABIES HOME

THE OCTOMOM returned to her California home last night with 2 of her children that were recently born.... and this is what she came home to... a ZOO of reporters, cameras and paparrazi.

This lady DISGUSTS me because all she wants is media attention... doesn't care about the kids, and is getting all this stuff paid for by the government.

This afternoon....another chance for you to qualify with our Spring Shape Up during the 5:00 happy hour, the world famous Yes/No game and more

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AMY WINEHOUSE GOES TO COURT

....and this is how she leaves. Classy....

Your chance to ski or ride at Jiminy Peak this afternoon ... PLUS another chance to qualify with our Spring Shape Up from Super Future Fitness... all between 2 and 6 this afternoon

Happy St. Patrick's Day

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GISELE OWNS TOM BRADY

This is them in Brazil this past weekend. Brady should be on the field rehabbing so the Pats can go 16-0 this year... That's all I gotta say... except then again, if I had a girlfriend that hot (I've come close...haha) I'd probably let her own me too....

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CELEBRITY ATTACKS THE PAPARAZZI

That's Lily Allen, known for going off the hook in pretty much everything she does... in London yesterday punching and kicking members of the paparazzi for attempting to take pictures of her.... CLASSY.

Fergie's got new hair:

and that makes her 10 times hotter then the poster on the wall in my office...and in case you were wondering there are a lot of posters on the wall of girls in my office......

SMUCKERS STARS ON ICE BLOWOUT ALL AFTERNOON.....2-6

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IS KELLY CLARKSON PREGNANT?

LOT of rumors going around today after Kelly's American Idol performance last night whether or not she's pregnant..... picture on the left makes it appear that maybe she has a "bump"... but up to you to decide. Either way she did good, unlike Kanye who proved again he can't sing without a synthesizer mic......

one of your last two chances to go to Smuckers' Stars On Ice happens with the 5:00 happy hour this afternoon....thanks for listening to i98.3

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MY AMERICAN IDOL PICK

I don't know much about American Idol but I do know a lot about music.... in fact last night was the first episode of American Idol I watched this year... and straight up, I think Allison is going to win American Idol this year.

she's got an awesome voice...rocks out... I compared her to having a voice like Alanis Morrissette last night....

just come back to this page and tell me how i was right when it's over.... :)

Smuckers Stars on Ice tickets this afternoon with the 5:00 happy hour and a ton more...thanks for listening

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WHAT'S UP WITH MADONNA?

That's Madonna.... and I'm gonna keep my comments to myself.

I got my hands on an exclusive video for Britney's "mishap" complete with audio from Tampa the other night.... and then it got deleted from YouTube, so you get Madonna today instead.

Your chance to go to Smuckers Stars on Ice with the 5:00 happy hour today...keep it locked and thanks for listening to i98.3

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BRITNEY ON TOUR... AND WHO'S SCARIER, TIMBERLAKE OR MICHAEL JACKSON?

We've seen all the pictures of Britney "back in shape" and looking good again.. that's her last night at her tour in Tampa..... you be the judge

plus

Who is scarier looking... Justin Timberlake or Michael Jackson?

Your chance to go check out Smucker's Stars On Ice happens this afternoon, plus a ton of other stuff all afternoon from 2pm-6pm

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MICHAEL JACKSON... FREAKY

MICHAEL JACKSON...... looking as creepy as ever in London where he's doing shows... it's scary to think this guy was once the equivlent of Justin Timberlake...... what if JT ends up this way?

I'm on 4-midnight tonight.....8:00 hitlist....ski tickets with the 5:00 happy hour....tons of stuff going on so make sure you listen all night baby!

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CHRIS BROWN'S BEEN CHARGED... PLUS DETAILS ON HOW IT HAPPENED

Chris Brown was charged with 2 felonies today in court in LA.... he will be arraigned later today on charges of felony assault and making criminal threats... if convicted he could face 4 years and 8 months in prison.

These details from Channel 11 in LA as to what happened to cause the altercation between Chris and Rihanna....

After Rihanna read a text message on Brown's phone from a woman, he tried to force Rihanna out of the car, but couldn't because she was wearing her seatbelt.
Brown then allegedly slammed Rihanna's head against her window, and when Rihanna turned to face him, he punched her.
The notes said blood spattered on Rihanna's clothing and the interior of the Lamborghini.
Rihanna also called her assistant, according to FOX 11, leaving a message saying, "I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there."
Brown then reportedly replied, "You just did the stupidest thing ever. I'm going to kill you," and proceeded to punch and bite Rihanna. He allegedly put her in a headlock so long that she almost lost consciousness.


Make sure you check out the show this afternoon for your chance to ski or ride for free at Okemo with the 5:00 happy hour, also we've got tokens to the Batters Box batting cages coming up between now and 5, so make sure you're listening and I'll be broadcasting live from there 11am-1pm this Saturday.

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OUTRAGE OVER THIS?

There's tons of outrage online and by tons of groups over this plane that Southwest Airlines is flying with a model from the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition on it.... yeah, i'm a guy, so either way I'm not gonna be outraged in general.... but do you really think there should be outrage over this?

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AMY WINEHOUSE IS STILL ALIVE....

it's been a LONG time since anyone's heard anything about Amy Winehouse, and I thought that would mean the next picture of her we saw would be halfway decent.... but this one popped up last night of her in London.... and it speaks pretty much for itself.

This afternoon 2-6.... your chance to win tokens to the Batters Box to come take me on this Saturday between now and 5.... and your chance to ski or ride for free happens with the 5 o'clock happy hour and the Yes/No game!

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RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN - TOGETHER AGAIN?

Pictures popped up today showing Rihanna and Chris Brown boarding a private jet together last night in Miami....

AND getting off the same plane this moring in LA with different members of their entourage...

It might be safe to say that Rihanna and Chris are back together at this point.... we're gonna talk about on the show tonight what you think of it if they get back together... make sure you catch all of that after 6pm tonight

back at night for one night....7pm hot or not, 8:00 hitlist and more tonight

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