THE BRAND NEW WAY TO GET A DUI

An Ohio man was arrested for a DUI ... FOR DRIVING THAT! Yes, that is a bar stool....on an old lawnmower.

Read this police report:
"Unit #1 was heading west bound on Kelly Lane. Unit #1 attempted to turn around (180 degrees), and back down Kelly east bound. As Unit #1 began its turn, it rolled over and the operator was injured.""Note: Unit #1 was a home made [sic] motor vehicle, a bar stool attached to a frame with a lawn mower attached.""At this point I noticed that Mr. Wygle's eye's [SIC] were very blood shot and were glassy in appearance.""I asked him what happened, Mr. Wygle stated, 'I wrecked my bar stool.'""I asked Mr. Wygle how much alcohol he had to drink, he said, 'a lot.'""I asked if the bar stool even ran and said, 'yes, it will go around 38 miles per hour.'"

38 MILES PER HOUR ON A BAR STOOL!!!!!!!!!!

This makes a tractor driving down Route 14 not look so hick anymore....

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MARY KATE OLSEN = LADY GAGA?

At least it's not her real hair like Lady Gaga...but she just looks weird, straight up. When I was 6 or 7 years old... I used to tell everyone how I was gonna marry Mary Kate or Ashley..... I don't know if I could tolerate the scarf?? today

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WHAT HAPPENED TO NATALIE FROM THE DIXIE CHICKS?

What the heck happened to NATALIE from the Dixie Chicks..... the same Dixie Chick that knocked on President Bush a few years back. She doesn't look good..or healthy at all

ON the air 2-6 today...make sure you listen for the 5:00 happy hour to send you home for a Friday and more

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RIHANNA HAS LOST IT

Being a rich superstar and buying a house after the whole Chris Brown incident... one thing

Getting guns tattooed under your armpit.... she's definitely lost it

Check out the show this afternoon 2-6pm for a ton of stuff goin on, 5:00 happy hour and more

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MICHAEL JACKSON... ALL I GOTTA SAY

His concerts are on fire....but shielding a kid with a surgical cap to keep them away from the press? Is that weird to only me? (And why the hell does he have a surgical cap with him anyway?)

on air 4-10 today... hot or not, hitlist and more tonight

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HOW RIHANNA IS GETTING OVER CHRIS BROWN

RIHANNA is looking at houses in Hollywood...this is her lookin at a 6.5 million dollar house yesterday in LA... I guess this is how she's gonna get over Chris Brown...

BACK in the afternoon 2-6 today.....5:00 happy hour and more.

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IS JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT PREGNANT?

Looks like she might be to me. Gonna be disappointing for me and about 4 billion other guys if she is.....LOL.

ON THE AIR TIL MIDNIGHT tonight... that means the return of hot or not, 8:00 hitlist, and a ton more

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