THE BRAND NEW WAY TO GET A DUI

An Ohio man was arrested for a DUI ... FOR DRIVING THAT! Yes, that is a bar stool....on an old lawnmower.

Read this police report:
"Unit #1 was heading west bound on Kelly Lane. Unit #1 attempted to turn around (180 degrees), and back down Kelly east bound. As Unit #1 began its turn, it rolled over and the operator was injured.""Note: Unit #1 was a home made [sic] motor vehicle, a bar stool attached to a frame with a lawn mower attached.""At this point I noticed that Mr. Wygle's eye's [SIC] were very blood shot and were glassy in appearance.""I asked him what happened, Mr. Wygle stated, 'I wrecked my bar stool.'""I asked Mr. Wygle how much alcohol he had to drink, he said, 'a lot.'""I asked if the bar stool even ran and said, 'yes, it will go around 38 miles per hour.'"

38 MILES PER HOUR ON A BAR STOOL!!!!!!!!!!

This makes a tractor driving down Route 14 not look so hick anymore....

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