3 YEAR OLD DANCES TO SEXY AND I KNOW IT

And he has better moves than I do.

RIHANNA'S SEE THRU BIKINI IN BARBADOS

Still think she's overrated hot-wise.....................

DUMBEST TATTOO IN WORLD HISTORY

Remember D12? They sang "My Band"....



Well, Bizarre from D12 is obsessed with Nicki Minaj. And decided to get a tattoo of her face on his arm...

I wish I could have an uncensored response to this.

DRAKE SINGS "WHAT'S MY NAME" KARAOKE WITH A FAN

This chick got the surprise of her life when Drake got up to sing karaoke with her... Pretty cool. She actually kinda sounds like Rihanna with a lower voice....

THE LOHAN FAMILY CHRISTMAS PHOTO

Am I the only one kinda creeped out how Lindsay looks so stoned/out of it/messed up/whatever in this photo???

Thanks to TMZ for this one.

LADY GAGA'S "CHRISTMAS PRESENT TO HER FANS"

18+ Language Warning.

This is kind of trashy, no?

WHAT'D BIEBER GET HIS BFF FOR CHRISTMAS?

It pays off to be Justin Bieber's best friend, right? Biebs gave his longtime best friend Ryan Butler a brand new Ford Mustang for Christmas this year. They grew up together in Ontario and have been close ever since.

I wonder what he got Selena? He got his best friend a Mustang, what'd she get? A Maserati?

WALMART MANAGER DENIES CHRISTMAS EVE SHOPPERS

You can tell from the video that this is from Massachusetts...

DJ EARWORM'S 2011 MUSIC MASHUP

This dude does one every year....and this year's has a lot of Katy Perry and LMFAO. Pretty impressive.

Hope everyone had a good Christmas....thanks for listening!

MELANIE AMARO WINS X-FACTOR

Here's the performance that won her the show - Beyonce's "Listen":






And here's her priceless reaction to winning:

I'M SANTA AND I KNOW IT

You will die laughing....this is awesome -

J-WOWW MODELS HER BIKINI LINE

J-Woww calls this the... "Perfect Tan Bikini", a line of swimwear that gets rid of tan lines altogether.

"I wanted my line to be stylish and functional, so getting the perfect tan could be hassle-free. Now you can be sexy and tan-line-free at the same time," Farley told US Weekly.

Raise your hand if you looked at this picture and thought about tan lines. (Anyone??) :)

A BRAND NEW LADY GAGA CRAZY PICTURE OF THE DAY

It's been a long time since we've had one of these....this of Gaga in Japan.

I am not going to even attempt a guess at what exactly this is.

MILEY CYRUS KEEPS IT CLASSY

These girls surrounded Miley Cyrus in Costa Rica while her and boyfriend Liam Hemsworth were trying to catch their helicopter.....one of them proceeded to call her an "a**hole" for not having enough time to take pictures with all the girls - to which Miley responded "What the f***, are you kidding me?"

There is a price for fame...although I kinda see where Miley would be pissed that they were bothering her on vacation.

DID JT PROPOSE TO JESSICA BIEL?

Rumors are flying all over the internet that Justin Timberlake proposed to Jessica Biel last night in Wyoming.....the two are on a ski vacation there and have been the "talk of the town"..

An art gallery in the Jackson supposedly heard the news and tweeted- "Word on the street is that Justin Timberlake proposed to Jessica Biel at the Amangani last night." You might recall their relationship has been a little rocky and they've broken up a couple times but got back together recently....

But again, these are just "rumors" for now...

Rivers

MONKEYS THAT CAN WASH DISHES

Impressive. I can't even wash dishes.

DUBSTEP DANCING ON THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA

Badass.

BEHIND THE SCENES OF RIHANNA'S "YOU DA ONE" VIDEO

This looks a little (slightly) less scandalous than most of Rihanna's recent videos....

A BUNCH OF GRANDPAS SHUFFLE TO PARTY ROCK ANTHEM

They've got nothing on me:

THIS IS THE CREEPIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN - LEGIT

North Koreans weeping hysterically over the death of Kim Jong-il -- is this forced? Or are they that propaganda ridden? Either way, this is terrifying to see....

MONKEY RIDES A DOG AT HALFTIME

WTF?

MIKE POSNER COVERS "WONDERWALL" BY OASIS

THE DUBSTEP CHRISTMAS HOUSE

That must be annoying to live next to. Like, unbearably annoying to the point where you might want to cut down their power lines annoying.

What a waste of time.

YOUR GRANDMA IN A FLASH MOB?

Believe it. Very cool.

SNOOKI GOT SKINNY

Lookin' good?

NO CHANCE YOU HAVE THIS MUCH FUN AT THE LAUNDROMAT

That's my kinda girl.

KELLY CLARKSON "WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU" VIDEO PREMIERE

POSSIBLY THE WORST YOUTUBE COVER I'VE EVER SEEN

I'm scared.

Like, really scared.

I need a hug.

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A DUDE THAT SHOT HIMSELF WHILE DRUNK?

picture via @hillfed on Twitter (Hartford Courant)

This is a story you'd expect out of Montana or something. Maybe even Sterling or Ashford. But not a half-way decent town like Southington.

"Police said Robert Snietka, of 194 Carey St., was firing his gun recklessly at fallen tree branches that had fallen on his property on Nov. 6."

This dude allegedly accidentally shot himself while drunk last month. What was he shooting at? Fallen tree limbs.

I know you wanted to clean up your yard, bro, but what did you think shooting tree limbs was going to do? Make them explode and disappear?

Then again, short of a baby being delivered in a house, this guy has the best "What the hell did you do when the power was out?" story I've heard.

LIZARD PLAYS VIDEO GAME JUST AS GOOD AS A HUMAN

This is pretty sick. Not gonna lie.....

DID KRIS HUMPHRIES CHEAT ON KIM K?

These pictures seem to suggest it's possible....

see them all at: this link

CHILLEST BEAR IN AMERICA WAVES AT PEOPLE

1 Word: chill.

IN AMERICA YOU'D GET ARRESTED FOR THIS

but in Scotland, it's no big deal....you get a round of applause

STRANGEST FAMILY CHRISTMAS CARD EVER?

San Juan, Puerto Rico mayor Jorge Santini's family Christmas card is a little strange, no?

SORORITY GIRL CRIES ABOUT HER ALCOHOL TAKEN AWAY

She's ugly anyway.

At least this girl was KINDA cute:

DID MILEY CYRUS GET IMPLANTS?

That's Miley at the CNN Heroes Tribute event this weekend.....love her or hate her, she does look pretty good.......but we've gotta ask, did she get implants? Serious question.....

ALEC BALDWIN APOLOGIZES TO HIMSELF.....ON SNL

This is pretty damn funny.

In case you missed it, Alec got kicked off a flight for refusing to turn off his cell phone and stop playing Words With Friends, a popular app on smartphones.

GRANDPA REACTS TO DUBSTEP....AND FOSTER THE PEOPLE

Guess which one he likes more???

I agree with the Grandpa on dubstep. I don't really get the appeal. Unless you are one of those crazy people that can do it like in the Youtube videos we've seen posted...what's the point?

KRIS HUMPHRIES GETS GRILLED ON GMA

Kris Humphries got "grilled" this morning by Good Morning America in an interview that supposedly was NOT supposed to be related to be Kim Kardashian.

Sources close to Kris tell TMZ he only agreed to do the interview to promote his charity work and to support his mother's cooking segment on the show.

You might remember this is not the only time Good Morning America has "crossed the line" with a celebrity - Paris Hilton walked out on Good Morning America in July due to too many questions ALSO related to Kim Kardashian.

I THINK RIHANNA "WE FOUND LOVE" GOT RUINED LAST NIGHT ON XFACTOR

Josh, dude, sing some Nickelback.

Please.

THIS WHITE GIRL RAPS FASTER THAN NICKI MINAJ

Her rap sucks, but she's got some flow....

and she's cute.

NEWS ANCHOR SHOWS UP DRUNK? AND ENDS UP ON HUFFINGTON POST

This video has spread like wildfire....including to one of the top places on the Huffington Post today. Was she drunk? It's hard to say no, but you never know I guess....entertaining either way.

BEHIND THE SCENES WITH KARMIN

Whether you're a fan of "Crash Your Party" or not - a song we've been playing on i98.3 - you do have to admit, that their creativity is wicked impressive.

BIEBER'S A PIMP DADDY

That's Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez in Cabo San Lucas for one of Selena's friends' weddings......they're relaxing....and look where Justin's eyes are looking.

Dude knows the paparazzi are watching, but he doesn't care...dude's a P.I.M.P.

I'm starting to like this clown. Scary.

LINDSAY LOHAN PLAYBOY COVER LEAKS

one word: BORING.

Probably like the whole photoshoot will be.

CHICK BEATS UP HER BOYFRIEND FOR CHEATING....GETS ARRESTED

She threw a couple good roundhouses in there. I'll give her credit for that much. I'll also give her credit for being ugly.

THE NEW THREE STOOGES TRAILER....FEATURING SNOOKI

Fast Forward to the end if you wanna see Snooki, but the rest is pretty good too....

How Snooki ended up in a three stooges movie is an even better question.

WHAT'S UP WITH ALI LOHAN?

Not only does she look REALLY REALLY damn skinny....she looks unhealthy (plastic surgery backfire on her face???)

JUSTIN BIEBER ON MICHAEL BUBLE'S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Is there something a little creepy, or is it just me, about Michael Buble and Justin Bieber telling each other they love each other????

Not trying to be a jerk....just sayin'.

THE MOST OBNOXIOUS "SOCCER MOM" EVER

This woman is rooting on a cheerleading competition.

And she needs to be sedated.

Heavily.

BILLY IDOL RAPPING....10 YEARS AGO

This is pretty disturbing.

Then again, so is this:

DEMI LOVATO NIP SLIP

In Dallas.

She's hot.

I would marry her.

Twice.

DR. PEPPER IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO THIS GIRL

LOL!!!!

BEST THANKSGIVING FLIP OUT EVER (LANGUAGE WARNING)

18+ Language Warning.

This is freakin' hilarious. Only the lowest scum of the earth tries to fight a grandfather...

NEW KE$HA!

It's called "Only Wanna Dance With You".....interesting, different sound, kinda Avril Lavigne sounding if you ask me? What do you think??

SELENA GOMEZ COVERS KATY PERRY "THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY"

THE LADY GAGA, 13 MINUTES "MARRY THE NIGHT" VIDEO

Just ridiculous.

No other way to put it.

NERDY WHITE RAPPER....REDOES CHRIS BROWN "LOOK AT ME NOW"

...about cooking.

18+ Language Warning.



Freakin' hilarious.

And a damn good job rapping.

GRAMMY NOMINATIONS SHOW PERFORMANCES

A Lot of EXCELLENT!!! performances last night at the Grammy Nominations Concert on CBS.....

 

RIHANNA - "We Found Love":



LADY GAGA - "Marry The Night":



LADY GAGA AND SUGARLAND - "You And I":



USHER -



JASON ALDEAN - "Dirt Road Anthem"



THE BAND PERRY -

GRAMMY NOMINATIONS - FULL LIST

Here are the nominations from last night's Grammy Awards Nomination Show on CBS:

Album Of The Year:
21 — Adele
Wasting Light — Foo Fighters
Born This Way — Lady Gaga
Doo-Wops & Hooligans — Bruno Mars
Loud — Rihanna

Record Of The Year:
"Rolling In The Deep" — Adele
"Holocene" — Bon Iver
"Grenade" — Bruno Mars
"The Cave" — Mumford & Sons
"Firework" — Katy Perry

Best New Artist:
The Band Perry
Bon Iver
J. Cole
Nicki Minaj
Skrillex

Song Of The Year:
"All Of The Lights" — Jeff Bhasker, Malik Jones, Warren Trotter & Kanye West, songwriters
(Kanye West, Rihanna, Kid Cudi & Fergie)
"The Cave" — Ted Dwane, Ben Lovett, Marcus Mumford & Country Winston, songwriters (Mumford & Sons)
"Grenade" — Brody Brown, Claude Kelly, Philip Lawrence, Ari Levine, Bruno Mars & Andrew Wyatt,
songwriters (Bruno Mars)
"Holocene" — Justin Vernon, songwriter (Bon Iver)
"Rolling In The Deep" — Adele Adkins & Paul Epworth, songwriters (Adele)

Best Pop Solo Performance
"Someone Like You" — Adele
"Yoü And I" — Lady Gaga
"Grenade" — Bruno Mars
"Firework" — Katy Perry
"F***in' Perfect" — Pink

Best Pop Duo/Group Performance
"Body And Soul" — Tony Bennett & Amy Winehouse
"Dearest" — The Black Keys
"Paradise" — Coldplay
"Pumped Up Kicks" — Foster The People
"Moves Like Jagger" — Maroon 5 & Christina Aguilera

Best Dance Recording
"Raise Your Weapon" — Deadmau5 & Greta Svabo Bech
"Barbra Streisand" — Duck Sauce
"Sunshine" — David Guetta & Avicii
"Call Your Girlfriend" — Robyn
"Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites" — Skrillex
"Save The World" — Swedish House Mafia

Best Rock Performance
"Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall" — Coldplay
"Down By The Water" — The Decemberists
"Walk" — Foo Fighters
"The Cave" — Mumford & Sons
"Lotus Flower" — Radiohead

Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance
"On The Backs Of Angels" — Dream Theater
"White Limo" — Foo Fighters
"Curl Of The Burl" — Mastodon
"Public Enemy No. 1" — Megadeth
"Blood In My Eyes" — Sum 41

Best Rock Album
Rock 'N' Roll Party Honoring Les Paul — Jeff Beck
Wasting Light — Foo Fighters
Come Around Sundown — Kings Of Leon
I'm With You — Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Whole Love — Wilco

Best Alternative Music Album
Bon Iver — Bon Iver
Codes and Keys — Death Cab For Cutie
Torches — Foster The People
Circuital — My Morning Jacket
The King of Limbs — Radiohead

Best Traditional R&B Performance
"Sometimes I Cry" — Eric Benét
"Fool For You" — Cee Lo Green & Melanie Fiona
"Radio Message" — R. Kelly
"Good Man" — Raphael Saadiq
"Surrender" — Betty Wright & The Roots

Best R&B Album
F.A.M.E. — Chris Brown
Second Chance — El DeBarge
Love Letter — R. Kelly
Pieces Of Me — Ledisi
Kelly — Kelly Price

Best Rap/Sung Collaboration
"Party" — Beyoncé & André 3000
"I'm On One" — DJ Khaled, Drake, Rick Ross & Lil Wayne
"I Need A Doctor" — Dr. Dre, Eminem & Skylar Grey
"What's My Name?" — Rihanna & Drake
"Motivation" — Kelly Rowland & Lil Wayne
"All Of The Lights" — Kanye West, Rihanna, Kid Cudi & Fergie

Best Rap Performance
"Look At Me Now" — Chris Brown, Lil Wayne & Busta Rhymes
"Otis" — Jay-Z & Kanye West
"The Show Goes On" — Lupe Fiasco
"Moment 4 Life" — Nicki Minaj & Drake
"Black And Yellow" — Wiz Khalifa

Best Country Solo Performance
"Dirt Road Anthem" — Jason Aldean
"I'm Gonna Love You Through It" — Martina McBride
"Honey Bee" — Blake Shelton
"Mean" — Taylor Swift
"Mama's Song" — Carrie Underwood

Best Country Song
"Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not" — Jim Collins & David Lee Murphy, songwriters (Thompson Square)
"God Gave Me You" — Dave Barnes, songwriter (Blake Shelton)
"Just Fishin'" — Casey Beathard, Monty Criswell & Ed Hill, songwriters (Trace Adkins)
"Mean" — Taylor Swift, songwriter (Taylor Swift)
"Threaten Me With Heaven" — Vince Gill, Amy Grant, Will Owsley & Dillon O'Brian, songwriters (Vince Gill)
"You And Tequila" — Matraca Berg & Deana Carter, songwriters (Kenny Chesney Featuring Grace Potter)

Best Americana Album
Emotional Jukebox — Linda Chorney
Pull Up Some Dust And Sit Down — Ry Cooder
Hard Bargain — Emmylou Harris
Ramble At The Ryman — Levon Helm
Blessed — Lucinda Williams

Best Blues Album
Low Country Blues — Gregg Allman
Roadside Attractions — Marcia Ball
Man In Motion — Warren Haynes
The Reflection — Keb' Mo'
Revelator — Tedeschi Trucks Band

Best Folk Album
Barton Hollow — The Civil Wars
I'll Never Get Out Of This World Alive — Steve Earle
Helplessness Blues — Fleet Foxes
Ukulele Songs — Eddie Vedder
The Harrow & The Harvest — Gillian Welch

MARIAH AND BIEBER.....ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU VIDEO

Okay....so it seems around the 3:11 mark he gets pretty close to her neck.....does this whole thing strike anyone else as a little bit creepy?

But ups to Biebs. Dude's a freakin' pimp.

And Mariah looks impressive considering the circumstances (kids, being old, etc...)

REMEMBER THAT 5 YEAR OLD THAT SANG "SUPER BASS" AND BECAME A YOUTUBE SENSATION? SHE'S BACK...

This time doing "Moment 4 Life".

Much harder song to do....but still a good job, for a 5 year old.

We need to get her some Miley Cyrus...

FIRE ALARM GOES OFF DURING NBC NIGHTLY NEWS, BRIAN WILLIAMS DOESN'T EVEN FLINCH

Dude's just like, "whatever, I'm just gonna keep pretending to move my plastic face and it'll stop..."

DOG BALANCES THINGS ON HIMSELF

My coworkers seem to think this is really entertaining.

I don't, particularly....but maybe you will. Hope so.

MUSIC PERFORMANCES FROM LAST NIGHT'S VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOW

KANYE WEST:


NICKI MINAJ:


(Doesn't it seem weird that they're wearing the most clothes during Nicki's performance????)

JAY-Z AND KANYE:


I pretended to pay attention to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.....key word: pretended.

THE TRASH CAN MARRIAGE PROPOSAL.....SURPRISINGLY CLASSY

The first minute and a half is a little excessive......but the end is actually pretty cool. Gotta give credit for the uniqueness of this proposal?????

THE NEWEST TREND IN MALFUNCTIONS.....

.....I present you the hair extension malfunction.



This is Demi Lovato on stage...fast forward to :46 to see it.

Demi is one of my favorite (from a hotness standpoint) "celebrities"....but that hair color is pretty ugly

IS IT JUST ME, OR DOES THIS PORCUPINE SPEAK?

It goes without saying this is one of the dumbest things that I have ever posted in this blog.

However, there is no way you can't tell me that doesn't sound like "no, my corn"....

2 DOLLAR WAFFLE MAKER RIOT

In Arkansas.

That fat chick in the white really cleaned up. And by cleaned up, I mean messed up everyone else over waffle makers that cost 2 dollars.

I LOVE IT WHEN BRITISH PEOPLE FIGHT.....

18+ Language warning.

I know they speak the same language as us...but how funny is it listening to these people argue? I seriously just sat here and cracked up for 2 minutes.

By the way, not sure how the white lady didn't end up getting her clock cleaned.

MILEY CYRUS ADMITS SHE'S A STONER

So I guess she's a fan of more than salvia....huh??

On another note, her voice makes me cringe. Legit.

LOYAL DOG REFUSES TO LEAVE OWNER'S GRAVE

Dogs > Humans

Right????

TAIO CRUZ COVERS ADELE "SOMEONE LIKE YOU"

Interesting take....not sure that I'm feeling it....but then again it's tough to picture any dude singing any Adele song, right?

WHY DOES CONGRESS GET NOTHING DONE?

This is why. This dude just spent a minute arguing over someone messing up his name.

RELAX BRO. GET THE STICK OUT OF YOUR BUTT.

JUSTIN BIEBER AND DAVID LETTERMAN TEAM UP.....

to trash Mariah Yeater, the fraud who accused Bieber of being her babydaddy...

You might not like Bieber's music, but gotta admit, the kid can handle things.

THE BREAKDANCING COP

Look at the commuters and how they are excited about this....can you imagine how mad people would be in America?

NEW KE$HA.....SOUNDS NOTHING LIKE KE$HA

This is called "U Better Know"......and it doesn't sound ANYTHING like what you would expect from Ke$ha.....

I like it though. She may or may not actually have talent...

REBECCA BLACK .... KOHL'S BLACK FRIDAY COMMERCIAL

This is brilliant marketing.......but nothing beats the original.

PEOPLE OF WALMART MUSIC VIDEO.....

Yes, it's worth watching all 5 minutes of.

And who can forget this:

AMERICAN MUSIC AWARD PERFORMANCES

The AMA's all in all were pretty uneventful if you ask me....but here are some of the better performances from the night:

DRAKE:


MAROON 5/CHRISTINA:


LMFAO:


and the worst of the night....

JENNIFER LOPEZ:

MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR BRITNEY TO STOP GIVING LAP DANCES IN CONCERT

This is in Rio....where the fan bites her on the leg..........

I wouldn't mind a lap dance from Britney though

LADY GAGA.....DAMN, BABY GOT BACK!!!

Who knew Lady Gaga had much back?

Sir-Mix-A-Lot would be proud.

BTW - as critical as I am of Gaga making herself not as hot as she could be....she looks amazing in this picture. Just goes to show that when she doesn't try to be crazy, she's a dime.

SELENA GOMEZ ADDRESSES JUSTIN BIEBER PATERNITY SUIT ON ELLEN

She is graceful.

LADY GAGA'S MARRY THE NIGHT TEASER

Weird.

Creepy.

Strange.

PENN STATE GETS SLAMMED BY SOUTH PARK

Part of me is shaking my head.....part of me is dying laughing

SPECIAL NEEDS STUDENT BULLIED BY TEACHER...ON VIDEO

See the story

It takes a sick, sick human being to do that to any kid, never mind a special needs student.

That's just awful. SMH.

COLDPLAY'S LATEST COVER....RIHANNA "WE FOUND LOVE"

This is shockingly, really, really good.

WHAT IS ON LADY GAGA'S HEAD?

Pink sperm?

What is the meaning?

BEST BLONDE MOMENT EVER

This has to be fake, right??? No one would really do that so badly would they?

Side story: I almost got arrested on a field trip to the Bronx Zoo in high school because I purposely did this (at the Danbury Fair Mall...where we stopped to eat on the way home). The difference.... I succeeded.

LADY GAGA READS AN EXCERPT FROM HER BOOK

Yawn.

Who would read a book about Lady Gaga??

REBECCA BLACK'S NEW MASTERPIECE

When I think "Person Of Interest", I think crime.

This is pitiful.

BRITNEY IN A BIKINI

Not lookin' too bad for a 29 year old...

KATY PERRY FAKES IT IN CONCERT

What a fraud.

Wonder what else is fake...?

DUDE STACKS 3,000 COINS ON A SINGLE DIME

Someone give this kid a job. Please.

PROOF THAT ADELE - SOMEONE LIKE YOU SCREWS UP EVERYONE

from SNL.....this is such a good skit it's not even funny

(and 100% true)

KATY PERRY - THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY VIDEO

I don't really like Katy Perry as a Grandma.

Sorry.

MIKE TYSON IMPERSONATES HERMAN CAIN.... "IMAGINE THE WORLD WITH NO PIZZA"

Herman Cain Sings 'Imagine There's No Pizza' from Mike Tyson

Yes, that is THAT Mike Tyson....and who knew that he was such an artistic genius??? Good stuff..

BRUNO MARS "IT WILL RAIN" VIDEO

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Nothing terribly interesting.

But it's Bruno Mars.

And a pretty decent song.

ASHLEY TISDALE....WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

I don't often criticize fashion since I have little fashion sense and don't know a hell of a lot about it....but I do know that there is something seriously wrong with those pants

KRIS JENNER SAYS WHAT ABOUT THE DIVORCE...?

Kris Jenner appeared on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno on Tuesday, where she told Leno she doesn't know if daughter Kim Kardashian and husband Kris Humphries will reconcile.

"I don't know," she said. "I really don't know ... she's trying to figure it out." Kim filed for divorce from Humphries on Oct. 31 after 72 days of marriage.

THE GIRL ACCUSING JUSTIN BIEBER OF BEING HER BABYDADDY SPEAKS

She can't even talk.

You expect me to believe this crap?

TAYLOR SWIFT AND NELLY SING "JUST A DREAM"

Taylor Swift should stick to singing her own songs.

Really.

CHARLIE SHEEN GETS MOCKED ON TWO AND A HALF MEN

COURTNEY STODDEN SAYS HER BREASTS ARE REAL....THE DOCS SAY:

They're real.

Wow.

SNL MOCKS KARDASHIAN DIVORCE....BRILLIANT

This is by far one of the best things SNL has done in years!

JUSTIN BIEBER ADDRESSES BABY DADDY RUMORS

If he talked without the attempt at being ghetto in his voice I'd actually give him props for handling it maturely...

WHALE ALMOST SWALLOWS SURFER IN BIKINI

Holy ish......

KIM KARDASHIAN RETURNS TO AMERICA.

And everyone yawns.

THE FIRST REASON FOR ANYONE UNDER 50 TO WATCH JEOPARDY

Alex Trebek actually had a funny response. I thought that dude was just an academic old grandfather...

LADY SAYS GHOSTS ARE HAVING SEX IN HER HOUSE

She is doing some good stuff. I think I need the same stuff after this week..

SIRI VS. FURBY

The iPhone 4S's personal assistant vs. Furby....from the late 90s.....

pretty damn funny

HOW I KNOW JUSTIN BIEBER DIDN'T KNOCK THIS GIRL UP

A picture speaks a thousand words.

If you're Justin FREAKIN' Bieber.....you are not "losing your virginity" to this broad.

JUSTIN BIEBER'S BABY!

Star magazine obtained this world exclusive photo of Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater, who was born on July 6. He is pictured with his mother, 20-year-old Mariah Yeater, who filed a paternity lawsuit against the 17-year-old pop idol on October 31.

In a hand-signed affidavit, sworn under the penalty of perjury, Yeater told a California court that Bieber propositioned her on October 25 of last year, when she was 19.

The pair had a sexual tryst after his concert and backstage at L.A.'s Staples Center, it's alleged in court papers.

Bieber's rep denies the allegations, telling RadarOnline.com: "While we haven't yet seen the lawsuit, it's sad that someone would fabricate malicious, defamatory, and demonstrably false claims. We will vigorously pursue all available legal remedies to defend and protect Justin against these allegations."

Star magazine breaks the full story of the lawsuit over the alleged sexual encounter in its new issue, which hits stands Thursday.

Mariah told a judge, "When I later realized I was pregnant with Justin Bieber's baby, I tried to contact him through his representatives but no one ever called me back."

She added: "On July 6, 2011, I gave birth to a baby boy. That was exactly 36 weeks and two days after the sexual encounter with Justin Bieber. Based upon the timing as well as the fact there were no other possible men that I had sex with that could be the father of this baby, I believe that Justin Bieber is in fact the father of my baby."

Bieber’s reps have strenuously denied Yeater’s claims, saying it would have been impossible for the singer to be alone with the woman backstage at the concert.

JUSTIN BIEBER FREESTYLE RAP

Thanks to KPWR....

He's actually not bad.

BUNCH OF BORED KIDS DO A NON-RAP VERSION OF GET LOW

It's actually pretty legit.

And she's hot.

+1

SHOULD 3 YEAR OLDS BE WEARING THIS HALLOWEEN COSTUME?

That's the daughter of Toddlers and Tiaras star Paisley Dickey.

She's 3.

Way to try and make your daughter promiscuous at the age of 3.

BRITNEY GIVES JOE JONAS A LAP DANCE

How bout Britney's booty??? That's what I'm talkin about....

HEIDI KLUM.....CREEPIEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME EVER?

Heidi Klum....creepiest Halloween costume ever - a corpse. How crazy is that ish? Now I can kinda understand how Seal bagged her...

TAYLOR SWIFT TOPLESS!?!??!?!?!?!

This picture is all over the internet today.....what do you think?

TELETUBBIES DANCE TO PARTY ROCK ANTHEM

Disturbing

WOMAN TRIES TO FIGHT USHER

Grow up, lady.

MICHAEL LOHAN SINGING KARAOKE

God help us.

COLDPLAY COVERS RIHANNA - WE FOUND LOVE

This is actually pretty good......and shows how much talent Coldplay has even though half their songs suck

THE COURTNEY STODDEN BEFORE AND AFTER PIX - AND PUMPKIN PATCH "EXPLANATION"

Before and after....and she say's she's 100% real?! No way.

Courtney and Doug discuss why she got kicked out of the pumpkin patch:

ONE OF THE WORST RAPS I'VE EVER HEARD

This is awful. Not just because I disagree with the whole Occupy Wall Street thing.....but dude has no flow. Not even close.

TODAY'S JESSICA SIMPSON PREGNANCY UPDATE

TODAY'S JESSICA SIMPSON PREGNANCY UPDATE....

this is her last night in NYC.

She is still pregnant.

JESSICA SIMPSON PREGNANCY UPDATE

Guess she let the cat out of the bag now.....she's clearly knocked up.

That's her today.

PARTY ROCK ANTHEM HALLOWEEN LIGHT DISPLAY

This is WAY sicker than any of those Christmas ones set to songs by Mannheim Steamroller. Just sayin'

GRANDMA READS SNOOKI'S TWEETS

She also read Kanye's tweets back in the day:



And 50 Cent's:



Wonder what she'd do if she read mine...

TRY AND TELL ME JESSICA SIMPSON ISN'T PREGNANT

Either that...or she's gotta cut down on the Popeyes and beer

COURTNEY STODDEN GETS KICKED OUT OF A PUMPKIN PATCH

She's 17, he's 51, and this is what they do for fun. Security kicked them out after there were complaints about Courtney's outfit (why?!) and what they were doing for these pictures (makes sense)...