REMEMBER THAT 5 YEAR OLD THAT SANG "SUPER BASS" AND BECAME A YOUTUBE SENSATION? SHE'S BACK...

This time doing "Moment 4 Life".

Much harder song to do....but still a good job, for a 5 year old.

We need to get her some Miley Cyrus...

FIRE ALARM GOES OFF DURING NBC NIGHTLY NEWS, BRIAN WILLIAMS DOESN'T EVEN FLINCH

Dude's just like, "whatever, I'm just gonna keep pretending to move my plastic face and it'll stop..."

DOG BALANCES THINGS ON HIMSELF

My coworkers seem to think this is really entertaining.

I don't, particularly....but maybe you will. Hope so.

MUSIC PERFORMANCES FROM LAST NIGHT'S VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOW

KANYE WEST:


NICKI MINAJ:


(Doesn't it seem weird that they're wearing the most clothes during Nicki's performance????)

JAY-Z AND KANYE:


I pretended to pay attention to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.....key word: pretended.

THE TRASH CAN MARRIAGE PROPOSAL.....SURPRISINGLY CLASSY

The first minute and a half is a little excessive......but the end is actually pretty cool. Gotta give credit for the uniqueness of this proposal?????

THE NEWEST TREND IN MALFUNCTIONS.....

.....I present you the hair extension malfunction.



This is Demi Lovato on stage...fast forward to :46 to see it.

Demi is one of my favorite (from a hotness standpoint) "celebrities"....but that hair color is pretty ugly

IS IT JUST ME, OR DOES THIS PORCUPINE SPEAK?

It goes without saying this is one of the dumbest things that I have ever posted in this blog.

However, there is no way you can't tell me that doesn't sound like "no, my corn"....

2 DOLLAR WAFFLE MAKER RIOT

In Arkansas.

That fat chick in the white really cleaned up. And by cleaned up, I mean messed up everyone else over waffle makers that cost 2 dollars.

I LOVE IT WHEN BRITISH PEOPLE FIGHT.....

18+ Language warning.

I know they speak the same language as us...but how funny is it listening to these people argue? I seriously just sat here and cracked up for 2 minutes.

By the way, not sure how the white lady didn't end up getting her clock cleaned.

MILEY CYRUS ADMITS SHE'S A STONER

So I guess she's a fan of more than salvia....huh??

On another note, her voice makes me cringe. Legit.

LOYAL DOG REFUSES TO LEAVE OWNER'S GRAVE

Dogs > Humans

Right????

TAIO CRUZ COVERS ADELE "SOMEONE LIKE YOU"

Interesting take....not sure that I'm feeling it....but then again it's tough to picture any dude singing any Adele song, right?

WHY DOES CONGRESS GET NOTHING DONE?

This is why. This dude just spent a minute arguing over someone messing up his name.

RELAX BRO. GET THE STICK OUT OF YOUR BUTT.

JUSTIN BIEBER AND DAVID LETTERMAN TEAM UP.....

to trash Mariah Yeater, the fraud who accused Bieber of being her babydaddy...

You might not like Bieber's music, but gotta admit, the kid can handle things.

THE BREAKDANCING COP

Look at the commuters and how they are excited about this....can you imagine how mad people would be in America?

NEW KE$HA.....SOUNDS NOTHING LIKE KE$HA

This is called "U Better Know"......and it doesn't sound ANYTHING like what you would expect from Ke$ha.....

I like it though. She may or may not actually have talent...

REBECCA BLACK .... KOHL'S BLACK FRIDAY COMMERCIAL

This is brilliant marketing.......but nothing beats the original.

PEOPLE OF WALMART MUSIC VIDEO.....

Yes, it's worth watching all 5 minutes of.

And who can forget this:

AMERICAN MUSIC AWARD PERFORMANCES

The AMA's all in all were pretty uneventful if you ask me....but here are some of the better performances from the night:

DRAKE:


MAROON 5/CHRISTINA:


LMFAO:


and the worst of the night....

JENNIFER LOPEZ:

MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR BRITNEY TO STOP GIVING LAP DANCES IN CONCERT

This is in Rio....where the fan bites her on the leg..........

I wouldn't mind a lap dance from Britney though

LADY GAGA.....DAMN, BABY GOT BACK!!!

Who knew Lady Gaga had much back?

Sir-Mix-A-Lot would be proud.

BTW - as critical as I am of Gaga making herself not as hot as she could be....she looks amazing in this picture. Just goes to show that when she doesn't try to be crazy, she's a dime.

SELENA GOMEZ ADDRESSES JUSTIN BIEBER PATERNITY SUIT ON ELLEN

She is graceful.

LADY GAGA'S MARRY THE NIGHT TEASER

Weird.

Creepy.

Strange.

PENN STATE GETS SLAMMED BY SOUTH PARK

Part of me is shaking my head.....part of me is dying laughing

SPECIAL NEEDS STUDENT BULLIED BY TEACHER...ON VIDEO

See the story

It takes a sick, sick human being to do that to any kid, never mind a special needs student.

That's just awful. SMH.

COLDPLAY'S LATEST COVER....RIHANNA "WE FOUND LOVE"

This is shockingly, really, really good.

WHAT IS ON LADY GAGA'S HEAD?

Pink sperm?

What is the meaning?

BEST BLONDE MOMENT EVER

This has to be fake, right??? No one would really do that so badly would they?

Side story: I almost got arrested on a field trip to the Bronx Zoo in high school because I purposely did this (at the Danbury Fair Mall...where we stopped to eat on the way home). The difference.... I succeeded.

LADY GAGA READS AN EXCERPT FROM HER BOOK

Yawn.

Who would read a book about Lady Gaga??

REBECCA BLACK'S NEW MASTERPIECE

When I think "Person Of Interest", I think crime.

This is pitiful.

BRITNEY IN A BIKINI

Not lookin' too bad for a 29 year old...

KATY PERRY FAKES IT IN CONCERT

What a fraud.

Wonder what else is fake...?

DUDE STACKS 3,000 COINS ON A SINGLE DIME

Someone give this kid a job. Please.

PROOF THAT ADELE - SOMEONE LIKE YOU SCREWS UP EVERYONE

from SNL.....this is such a good skit it's not even funny

(and 100% true)

KATY PERRY - THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY VIDEO

I don't really like Katy Perry as a Grandma.

Sorry.

MIKE TYSON IMPERSONATES HERMAN CAIN.... "IMAGINE THE WORLD WITH NO PIZZA"

Herman Cain Sings 'Imagine There's No Pizza' from Mike Tyson

Yes, that is THAT Mike Tyson....and who knew that he was such an artistic genius??? Good stuff..

BRUNO MARS "IT WILL RAIN" VIDEO

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Nothing terribly interesting.

But it's Bruno Mars.

And a pretty decent song.

ASHLEY TISDALE....WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

I don't often criticize fashion since I have little fashion sense and don't know a hell of a lot about it....but I do know that there is something seriously wrong with those pants

KRIS JENNER SAYS WHAT ABOUT THE DIVORCE...?

Kris Jenner appeared on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno on Tuesday, where she told Leno she doesn't know if daughter Kim Kardashian and husband Kris Humphries will reconcile.

"I don't know," she said. "I really don't know ... she's trying to figure it out." Kim filed for divorce from Humphries on Oct. 31 after 72 days of marriage.

THE GIRL ACCUSING JUSTIN BIEBER OF BEING HER BABYDADDY SPEAKS

She can't even talk.

You expect me to believe this crap?

TAYLOR SWIFT AND NELLY SING "JUST A DREAM"

Taylor Swift should stick to singing her own songs.

Really.

CHARLIE SHEEN GETS MOCKED ON TWO AND A HALF MEN

COURTNEY STODDEN SAYS HER BREASTS ARE REAL....THE DOCS SAY:

They're real.

Wow.

SNL MOCKS KARDASHIAN DIVORCE....BRILLIANT

This is by far one of the best things SNL has done in years!

JUSTIN BIEBER ADDRESSES BABY DADDY RUMORS

If he talked without the attempt at being ghetto in his voice I'd actually give him props for handling it maturely...

WHALE ALMOST SWALLOWS SURFER IN BIKINI

Holy ish......

KIM KARDASHIAN RETURNS TO AMERICA.

And everyone yawns.

THE FIRST REASON FOR ANYONE UNDER 50 TO WATCH JEOPARDY

Alex Trebek actually had a funny response. I thought that dude was just an academic old grandfather...

LADY SAYS GHOSTS ARE HAVING SEX IN HER HOUSE

She is doing some good stuff. I think I need the same stuff after this week..

SIRI VS. FURBY

The iPhone 4S's personal assistant vs. Furby....from the late 90s.....

pretty damn funny

HOW I KNOW JUSTIN BIEBER DIDN'T KNOCK THIS GIRL UP

A picture speaks a thousand words.

If you're Justin FREAKIN' Bieber.....you are not "losing your virginity" to this broad.

JUSTIN BIEBER'S BABY!

Star magazine obtained this world exclusive photo of Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater, who was born on July 6. He is pictured with his mother, 20-year-old Mariah Yeater, who filed a paternity lawsuit against the 17-year-old pop idol on October 31.

In a hand-signed affidavit, sworn under the penalty of perjury, Yeater told a California court that Bieber propositioned her on October 25 of last year, when she was 19.

The pair had a sexual tryst after his concert and backstage at L.A.'s Staples Center, it's alleged in court papers.

Bieber's rep denies the allegations, telling RadarOnline.com: "While we haven't yet seen the lawsuit, it's sad that someone would fabricate malicious, defamatory, and demonstrably false claims. We will vigorously pursue all available legal remedies to defend and protect Justin against these allegations."

Star magazine breaks the full story of the lawsuit over the alleged sexual encounter in its new issue, which hits stands Thursday.

Mariah told a judge, "When I later realized I was pregnant with Justin Bieber's baby, I tried to contact him through his representatives but no one ever called me back."

She added: "On July 6, 2011, I gave birth to a baby boy. That was exactly 36 weeks and two days after the sexual encounter with Justin Bieber. Based upon the timing as well as the fact there were no other possible men that I had sex with that could be the father of this baby, I believe that Justin Bieber is in fact the father of my baby."

Bieber’s reps have strenuously denied Yeater’s claims, saying it would have been impossible for the singer to be alone with the woman backstage at the concert.

JUSTIN BIEBER FREESTYLE RAP

Thanks to KPWR....

He's actually not bad.

BUNCH OF BORED KIDS DO A NON-RAP VERSION OF GET LOW

It's actually pretty legit.

And she's hot.

+1

SHOULD 3 YEAR OLDS BE WEARING THIS HALLOWEEN COSTUME?

That's the daughter of Toddlers and Tiaras star Paisley Dickey.

She's 3.

Way to try and make your daughter promiscuous at the age of 3.

BRITNEY GIVES JOE JONAS A LAP DANCE

How bout Britney's booty??? That's what I'm talkin about....